Monday, December 30, 2013
Tuesday, November 12, 2013
Thursday, October 24, 2013
"That was a good opportunity for V*l*nc** but the angle was a bit difficult. R**l S*c**d*d were back in numbers though."
"D*v*d M*y*s is out patrolling his technical area now. He's not happy with how his side have been carelessly giving the ball away."
"Sloppy play from Un*t*d early in the second half as W*yn* R**n*y, who has now dropped deep to try and influence the game more, tries to spread play but R*f**l fails to control the pass and the move breaks down."
"If you get chance to see Zl*t*n *br*h*m*v*c's hat-trick tonight, take it. His second was good but his third was sensational. What a player!"
"That was like the nineties all over again. Ry*n G*ggs break through, outstripping the S*c**d*d defenders for pace, before the 39-year-old remembers he's nearly 40 and slows down. He's eventually caught, but at least he wins a free-kick for his team."
Friday, September 20, 2013
Tuesday, September 17, 2013
I did MDMA. I remember the young girls when I was a teenager.
I was too shy to dance, too interested to go home.
Now I feel my age--on the cheek of the theory of the man-child, a tear rolls down, going nowhere.
A dead silence. A white hole occupies the center of my life.
Rays of sunlight whirling around on the stairs.
The sun is asleep; the afternoon is invariable.
Metallic reflections in the sand.
A stir in the moist and not very mobile air,
I can hear female insects crossing paths.
I want to kill myself, join a sect ;
I want to make a move, but it would be useless.
In 5 hours at the latest the sky will be all black ;
I'll wait for morning crushing flies on my computer keyboard.
Darkness simmers like a million little mouths ;
And morning returns, white and dry, without hope.
It's dark in my room, the glow from my eye is faint
I'm affraid of getting up, deep down in me I feel
Something soft and evil, start to move
I hate this meat
Covering my bones. A layer of fat
Sensitive to pain, spongious ;
At the bottom, an organ that gets hard.
I hate u, Jesus, for giving me this body
Friendships disintegrate, everything fades gently, things go faster and faster,
Years pass and glide by and nothing resurrects,
I have no desire to live and I am affraid of death.
Monday, September 2, 2013
Friday, August 30, 2013
Lana Del Rey is a popular singer who rose from the internet some time in 2011. She's sold millions of records, made billions of dollars, and toured the finest venues in the world. But could that stop her from TANKING at Lollapalooza? Miss Dell Ray found herself TANKING as hard as one could possibly tank for all of the Midwestern independent Music Fans who had made their annual pilgrimage to Grant Park in downtown Chicago, IL.
Sporting an 'abuela muumuu', popular in Hispanic communities, Del Rey never found the passion, spirit, wisdom, or prowess of an abuela. The singer was once considered a fashion icon.
Internet critics all over the internet are #cyberbullying the performance, inspiring a wave of 'think pieces' about gender, music, society, and the breakdown of the music industry.
Del Rey, 29, struggled to find her voice on stage. The crowd of rabid fans often outsung her, and continued to yell, "Lana" at her, despite her real name being "Elizabeth Grant." It was a dark day for Lollapalooza. The Chicago based festival hadn't seen a tanking this huge since failed rapper Donald Glover's tragic performance in 2011.
Del Rey even brought out the classic "Video Games." Unfortunately, fans wished they were instead at home actually playing their XBOX360 instead of being at a music festival. Do u wish u were there 2 sing with #LDR?
The only people with summertime sadness at the festival were people who had to see Lana Del Rey.
Most fans wanted to RIDE away from the festival after hearing so many lamestreamers singing Lana Del Rey songs.
An old bystander at the festival saw her headband and yelled, "Get off the stage, hippie." The same man went on to explain that Barrack Obama was 'not his President.'
It's a sad day for Lollapalooza and fans of music everywhere.
Did Lana Del Rey TANK?
Did u go 2 Lollypaleezee?
Do u wish u were there 2 sing with "Lana BB"?
Were 2 many ppl singing?
Is Lollapalooza some sort of 'cultural arts fair' for Midwestern ppl?
Remember these days/these cultural memes?
Lana Del Rey EFFING TANKS on SNL. Is her career 'effing over'?